"This place is a dump"
	It's also a fairly pleasant, non-invasive way of finding out what preoccupies me. You'd best switch your images on in your browser as I won't bother with alt.text here and you'll need to click the images to go to the sites.
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	This is Grim Rita. She is an agony Aunt for the Face Party website. She is my friend and gives me relationship advice. I am still single. Click on her picture if you want her help.
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	This is Jon. He fixes computers in Woking. I designed his website. He is my friend in spite of this.
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	This is Jirob. He makes music using samples. He once kicked me up the arse. He's very good. At the music, I mean. Not the kicking me up the arse. Here is an mp3 that's one of my favourites: a spooky Cher, Eels, talking piano mix called Sparky's Lucky Day. He also has a site about the comedian Bill Bailey.
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	Botherer: This is the blog of a chap called John Walker. We have been friendly but seem to be just getting on each other's nerves of late. He writes reviews of computer games. He's good. History suggests we won't always just annoy each other.
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	website of a graffiti artist
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	incredible British TV nostalgia site
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	The union of writers. I'm a member. Which means nothing more than I sent them some money. Actually, that's quite a commitment coming from me. They're going to print one of my articles. And they reviewed a reading I did at one of their functions. I am "edgy and hilarious". It was 'How We Met' that I regaled them with.
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	A document referring to: "The Society for Superseding the Necessity of Climbing Boys"
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	This is a completely FREE graphic creation/manipulation programme. I used it to create this site. Bloody marvellous.
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	Another FREE thing. This time an encyclopedia. I work on it. I consider it voluntary work. It's great, because it keeps you in the house and you never get to meet people.
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	Anyone can contribute funny pictures to this site. The front page features the best and is updated constantly. I have never been put on the front page.
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	"The probability of having an email intercepted is similar to that of having a pigeon in your chimney." - Subintellectual
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	Devoted to Vivian Stanshall.
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	Devoted to Chris Morris (On The Hour, The Day Today, Brass Eye)
	That's it for now, but I'll update often.
	This is all part of bodnotbod.org.uk which is (c) Graeme Payne 2003 onwards. Not that I'd go to court over a links page, but without this I wouldn't know what to put at the bottom, you see? Even a lowly links page wouldn't exist without Nick Mailer and his Good & Godly Positive Internet.